How F'd Are We dot Com » banks are idiots http://www.howfdarewe.com Political and Social Issues relating to Government and the People Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:09:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Letter to the Government – In oppostion of No More Involvement, Say I http://www.howfdarewe.com/letter-to-the-government-in-oppostion-of-no-more-involvement-say-i/2009/02/01/ http://www.howfdarewe.com/letter-to-the-government-in-oppostion-of-no-more-involvement-say-i/2009/02/01/#comments Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:00:34 +0000 admin http://www.howfdarewe.com/letter-to-the-government-in-oppostion-of-no-more-involvement-say-i/2009/02/01/ Continue reading →]]> The government isn’t making things better, it’s very apparent that they know nothing of what they’re doing. Have any of their near trillion dollar experiments worked? Exactly, this page is here to support them doing nothing. Let things get rough so we can get this damn thing over with and grow responsibly from here on – get rid of your credit card and stop getting botox.

Life happens, we’ve learned that bank leaders are idiots. They say “We have to pay huge bonuses to keep top-talent”, if the definition of top-talent is “High Level executive that plays part in destroying the American economy and has no foresight or common sense” i say give them a bonus. Since, that’s not the definition of top-talent, I say we fire anyone that they think is top-talent and give anyone else the top, a janitor could have done a better job at running any bank in the last decade… on the weekends.

Janitor CEO: No you cannot have a bonus, go back to your desk and do your damn job. Mortgages are not supposed to be high risk structured enhanced credit swap investment vehicles, they’re simple 30 year-fixed loans to individuals, that have more than enough invested in the home, and their credit, to miss a payment.

Can an executive at any bank please tell me what they were thinking when there company was handing out sub prime loans?

Janitor CEO: What’s that you say Obama?

Obama: Let’s spend $825 billion on a stimulus package that will only spend 3% of that money this year, and neglect to remove the word stimulus…I think that will help it pass -

Janitor CEO: Asphincter said what

Obama: What?

Janitor CEO: Exactly

In Opposition of Any More Government Involvement, type the next number, your initials, your age and state (e.g. TX) a dash, and then an I – This way, Obama will have an accurate gauge of what American’s think.

I= NO

II= YES

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